Wednesday, April 4, 2012

Plastic Disc and clean water

Lim Sau Wei has a day job cleaning septic tanks for Indahwater.
At night he sells pornographic DVDs in Petaling Street.

In his spare time he likes to pleasure himself watching the DVD's that he sells.
He does this before putting them up for sale as he likes it fresh.

He the man.

Tuesday, March 20, 2012

March-ing Pig



I like this pig... Fat free bacon it is if we make bacon.

Monday, March 12, 2012

A daily pic for the daily at heart



Makes a good bumper sticker y'all...

Thursday, March 8, 2012

Dead & Loving it?

TWO OLD MEN FIGURE THEY ARE CLOSE TO THEIR LAST DAYS AND DECIDE TO HAVE
A LAST NIGHT ON THE TOWN.
AFTER A FEW DRINKS, THEY END UP AT THE LOCAL BROTHEL.

THE MADAM TAKES ONE LOOK AT THE TWO OLD GEEZERS AND WHISPERS TO HER
MANAGER, 'GO UP TO THE FIRST TWO BEDROOMS AND PUT AN INFLATED DOLL IN
EACH BED. THESE TWO ARE SO OLD AND DRUNK; I'M NOT WASTING TWO OF MY
GIRLS ON THEM. THEY WON'T KNOW THE DIFFERENCE.'

THE MANAGER DOES AS HE IS TOLD AND THE TWO OLD MEN GO UPSTAIRS AND TAKE
CARE OF THEIR BUSINESS.
AS THEY ARE WALKING HOME THE FIRST MAN SAYS, YOU KNOW, I THINK MY GIRL
WAS DEAD!'

'DEAD?' SAYS HIS FRIEND, 'WHY DO YOU SAY THAT?' 'WELL, SHE NEVER MOVED
OR MADE A SOUND ALL THE TIME I WAS LOVING HER..'



HIS FRIEND SAYS, 'COULD BE WORSE, I THINK MINE WAS A WITCH.'

'A WITCH??. . WHY WOULD YOU SAY THAT?' 'WELL, I WAS MAKING LOVE TO HER,
KISSING HER ON THE NECK, AND I GAVE HER A LITTLE BITE, THEN SHE FARTED
AND FLEW OUT THE WINDOW... TOOK MY TEETH WITH HER!'


Ps: Thanks Dad...loving it....

Zombie - The dead are among us

I was just going through all my posting since like 08 to 09 to 10 and it hit me that I was the most unhappy person and I was living lie... Yup it sounds stupid with me writing out false hopes and giving myself hope as I write. But hey now when I look back read back and being in a different set of shoes I see how stupid I was to stick on being unhappy. And early 2011 was just numb write ups, just being numb and mundane to what I was doing like a zombie, being dead among the living.
Saw the light at the end of the tunnel after that very long dark morbid abusive years.

This is the part when I chat around with other people and they always say that "hey when I read back it sounds so stupid when it was written some year back" Well looks like I'm about to say that hey yeah it does and at the same time it was part of what I was going through and it reminds me that I could have just left that black unhappy abusive void so many but I stuck on. I don't have a reason to why but I tried. Woke up one day and knew I had better things going on and made the move.

I do know I have a birthday post write up, but hey it was so good that I'm keeping it to myself...

Wednesday, February 22, 2012

BOO




Stuff i find amusing a bmx bike, skate shoes,boom box,the trees,a lady,a boat,the clouds,the open sea and a clown...