Plastic Disc and clean water

Lim Sau Wei has a day job cleaning septic tanks for Indahwater.
At night he sells pornographic DVDs in Petaling Street.

In his spare time he likes to pleasure himself watching the DVD's that he sells.
He does this before putting them up for sale as he likes it fresh.

He the man.

A clown, a Zombie such beauty

March-ing Pig

I like this pig... Fat free bacon it is if we make bacon.

A daily pic for the daily at heart

Makes a good bumper sticker y'all...

Dead & Loving it?

TWO OLD MEN FIGURE THEY ARE CLOSE TO THEIR LAST DAYS AND DECIDE TO HAVE
A LAST NIGHT ON THE TOWN.
AFTER A FEW DRINKS, THEY END UP AT THE LOCAL BROTHEL.

THE MADAM TAKES ONE LOOK AT THE TWO OLD GEEZERS AND WHISPERS TO HER
MANAGER, 'GO UP TO THE FIRST TWO BEDROOMS AND PUT AN INFLATED DOLL IN
EACH BED. THESE TWO ARE SO OLD AND DRUNK; I'M NOT WASTING TWO OF MY
GIRLS ON THEM. THEY WON'T KNOW THE DIFFERENCE.'

THE MANAGER DOES AS HE IS TOLD AND THE TWO OLD MEN GO UPSTAIRS AND TAKE
CARE OF THEIR BUSINESS.
AS THEY ARE WALKING HOME THE FIRST MAN SAYS, YOU KNOW, I THINK MY GIRL
WAS DEAD!'

'DEAD?' SAYS HIS FRIEND, 'WHY DO YOU SAY THAT?' 'WELL, SHE NEVER MOVED
OR MADE A SOUND ALL THE TIME I WAS LOVING HER..'



HIS FRIEND SAYS, 'COULD BE WORSE, I THINK MINE WAS A WITCH.'

'A WITCH??. . WHY WOULD YOU SAY THAT?' 'WELL, I WAS MAKING LOVE TO HER,
KISSING HER ON THE NECK, AND I GAVE HER A LITTLE BITE, THEN SHE FARTED
AND FLEW OUT THE WINDOW... TOOK MY TEETH WITH HER!'


Ps: Thanks Dad...loving it....

Zombie - The dead are among us

I was just going through all my posting since like 08 to 09 to 10 and it hit me that I was the most unhappy person and I was living lie... Yup it sounds stupid with me writing out false hopes and giving myself hope as I write. But hey now when I look back read back and being in a different set of shoes I see how stupid I was to stick on being unhappy. And early 2011 was just numb write ups, just being numb and mundane to what I was doing like a zombie, being dead among the living.
Saw the light at the end of the tunnel after that very long dark morbid abusive years.

This is the part when I chat around with other people and they always say that "hey when I read back it sounds so stupid when it was written some year back" Well looks like I'm about to say that hey yeah it does and at the same time it was part of what I was going through and it reminds me that I could have just left that black unhappy abusive void so many but I stuck on. I don't have a reason to why but I tried. Woke up one day and knew I had better things going on and made the move.

I do know I have a birthday post write up, but hey it was so good that I'm keeping it to myself...

BOO

Stuff i find amusing a bmx bike, skate shoes,boom box,the trees,a lady,a boat,the clouds,the open sea and a clown...

Colours

Rihanna = Red hair.
Nicki Minaj = Pink hair.
Lady Gaga = Yellow hair.
Katy Perry = Blue hair.

The Power Rangers are back!

I'm too lazy to write hence some pictures : PART III

Black,Red & White

I'm too lazy to write hence some pictures : PART II

A view in the morning

Morning View Part II

That's a role model

I'm too lazy to write hence some pictures

Dinner time

WAR

The above is a cool picture :)

Another Sentul Singh

5 Robots and an evil scientist playing a happy chord while the world moves in a jigsaw order.

Good answer for everyone, endless excuses is a vision of perfect grace.

To a close buddy of mine and brother who is going to meet the in laws this weekend, hey man get that 808 full cap on tilt it to the side and just smooth flow like a smooth criminal...Moon walk on certain areas and throw out that flow of words like it's woodstock 99.
The hawkman is coming down from Keramat to the in laws making them out laws then grandchildren for them in a later bit, hawk seeds ready to fly real hot...
That's for you playa... It's time you tie them guns down...

I do get a speech at the big day after a couple bottles of southern comfort for the comfort down south now...

The 5 Robots and the evil scientist are now ready for another adventure off somewhere, where I have no idea. Perhaps rock and roll will take you to the mountain.


Artist for the week on the play list is none other then Roderick David "Rod" Stewart better known as Rod Stewart. Too lazy to write up about him, but do be lazy like me and youtube him.

Or mp3skull.com could help if you're over in his songs.


Next write up would be : The celebration of the Birthday Suit Day.

Cherry Cola

You're my cherry cola
Cause I can be your daddy, be your rock n' rolla'
And you can be my sugar, be my cherry cola

Shout out to my cherry cola...

Outta the cage and see what I'm going to do
Scramble eggs, I got scrambled ammo

Now can I drive your daddy's lambo
I can make your mamma really proud to know me

:) Shout out to Yelawolf I'm going to see you live soon...

Questions

I about to write about stuff that I can't even answer, or it's just maybe me being me again with question and thinking too much. Like I once said I think I think too much.

Is there a word or right to say that I feel that blogging and writing out your feeling on the world wide web is a JINX? It's like every night before I sleep I feel like writing out so much and I keep telling myself get some sleep man and you don't have to write stuff out, you're no better then all those tweeter and every second up dater's on facebook telling everybody you're constant move and thoughts which at times I do it myself also.

Even in this old fashioned way of thinking and having respect for any soul out there I have to say that blogging out your happiness is a pure jinx or could it be just a death trap for the future and what things are meant to be?

Could I or you or him would have figured you out way before the year clocked out ?
Understand things that will happen and be able to face? Being sick in your stomach and being able to pull the knife out and push it right back in?

I have learned from the past and also tell myself that " FUCK THE PAST, THE FUTURE IS IN YOUR HANDS" and yes I have been doing really great and looking forward to it!!!

Point is which I have to say is it a real JINX or a curse to be pouring out your feelings on a blog and only to be back fired a month later or months later? Is that all worth it? It's a risk no doubt about it. Being chopped and screwed is not the best thing ever.

To my brother from a different mom this one is for you:

Would things have changed if I could have stayed?
Would you have loved me either way?
Dressed to the blues, day to day, with my collar up

Stay strong be strong you're just like heaven and time will heal and remember a year ago you told me "at the end of the darkness there's always a light" There's always a light at the end of a tunnel and hang in there cause after that light there's so much flowers and life that you will be so over powered with life. If it ever happens again another tunnel will end with much more to give and colours of life will fill you forever.

You may feel like it's 6 o'clock in the morning and you cannot sleep and thinking about tomorrow
and what's it got for you. In this life of mystery and pleasure's that you seek will always come back haunting you. But it's alright, that's ok even if it's for awhile it's alright. The dawn will break the darkness and you can finally see, and you have been down that road before same faces you will see. People in the need for love and everybody want's to break free. Tell me what's your poison and we could drink it together for you have done that before for me and that memory runs deep in my heart. A bottle of wine, ciggrates and whisky will be there for good times and bad times and the bond between us always also.

I feel the pain and I know how it is and I could say is everything will be wonderful and time will show you, It's an epic journey no doubt with many nights being shitfaced and not looking forward for tommorow but hey, Hello Tommorow and good bye to yesterday.

80's review

It's a few weeks more to me going a year older and I'm super hooked on Dinosaur Jr, a band formed in the early 80's which is kinda post punk with a dash of early hardcore/hard rock or better said in simple terms an American alternative rock band.

The guitarist and lead singer J Mascis is a hardcore follower,lover and user of a Fender Jazzmaster. A guitar I'm dying for the past couple of years.
The sound that guitar makes just makes me want to listen to every album over and over again, and the sound is so distinct that you will know it right away, to add on with his slow murky voice.

J Mascis's melodic guitar solos, was highly influential in the alternative rock movement of the 1990s. And I have to say that my idol's like Tom Morrelo grew up on those feed back moves that he uses on his style of playing.

For example try listening to their cover of 'just like heaven'
by the Cure. It's a total different outlook and style approach towards that already beautiful song and listen to the lead. It could have made Robert Smith smile.

Matter fact Dinosaur Jr was formed in 1984... It was a great year I have to say.

Tainted Love for Schweddy Balls

Happy New Year and remember that life is an adventure, take it with you....

Much has happened in the past 2 years for that I'll offer a virtual Schweddy Balls for the tasting
and to show hey life is great after all...

Fire works were crazy for NYE by the white sand beaches the sky was amazing and I was amazed... A sober X'mas and a sober NYE how great can that be. I can't stomach or buy that myself but hey I was there.

Kick in 2012 in style and love now my fairy tale maggots and rock & roll...

-Iangraphy-

Yesterday is a distant dream

if yesterday was a distant dream how about tomorrow? Would it be a vision?

Dreams or visions the last and only guest blogger so far is grateful for tech and many ways to keep in touch with his other half even though their are miles away from each other and he said "she's cooking now" to me yesterday and the smile on his face was even better then the Misfits logo.

By the way Dear Mum, I hardly say much but like our long talk the other day and me telling you about life and it's directions. I would like to take some time to say this, it's taken from:
Ecclesiastes 3:1-8

To everything there is a season,

a time for every purpose under the sun.

A time to be born and a time to die;

a time to plant and a time to pluck up that which is planted;

a time to kill and a time to heal ...

a time to weep and a time to laugh;

a time to mourn and a time to dance ...

a time to embrace and a time to refrain from embracing;

a time to lose and a time to seek;

a time to rend and a time to sew;

a time to keep silent and a time to speak;

a time to love and a time to hate;

a time for war and a time for peace.

This was passed down from a good friend to me during the dark period of my life.

It's something strong if you know and been there. Mum I'm doing just fine don't worry and kick back and enjoy life.

:)

I got Summer hating on me ‘cause I'm hotter than the sun. Got Spring hating on me ‘cause I ain't never sprung. Winter hating on me ‘cause I'm colder than ya'll. And I would never, I would never, I would never Fall...

Having a blast with her and her younger sister as they bake her birthday cake.....

a few more hours from now it will be her birthday....

Yeah i'm surving with grumpy & grumpy..It's nice and really funny and it feels so great.

To you Marika...Happy birthday and have a blast....

And yes my parents also just did they 29th years of being married together...

Dearest mom & dad i love you guys alot and thanks for everything and putting up with my bullshit all this years and still kickin it together...

Yeah it's a late post as it was just saved on draft for like a week plus....

SPOTLIGHT: Guest Blog - You, me & 3rd of December

Alright here comes a guest supa star blogger by the name of Nick. It's an epic romantic write up on his feelings for his beloved other half who is leaving for Miami on the 3rd of December. While the sun will shine up right in Miami we are looking stormy weather on the west coast of Asia for EPIC NICK. That won't change as the love will grow and grow and grow like a growl from the hound of the baskervilles. More to come from this quirky writer in the future.

Till then enjoy pure poetry from the soul

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You dont know what you have till its gone.
Truth spoken in a line of simple compossed words
not even amounting to more then 4 letters.
All i regret is each minute that passes..I could/should
be by her side. Each minute passes and brings the time
closer to her departure. Departure from me.

I heard the weather is cold at the east coast this time of year.
Seems we will have something in common. I was never great at goodbyes,
you would know best, even laying the dead to rest. Everyone has cobwebs
sprailled in the back of their cupboards of life.

To most it will be just another saturday evening. Put the footie on.
Grab a brew with the boys. This saturday I count the days by
simply peeling each delicate petal off a rose, the same way
our lips peel off each others kiss from the moment we say goodbye.
Freeze frame. Capture. Repeat. It plays in my head. That one last kiss
will remind me of everything you.

Wake Up, Breathless, Alone.
I stare at the phone.
missing your voice, your scent, your tone.

Look to my side,
Where you would confide,
These tears are getting tough to hide.

Illusions, clouding my sight,
I'll try hard to fight,
but distance brings cold chills thru the night.

You tell me dont fear.
That you will be here,
And that we can persevere.

December never really felt so cold.
Im feeling lost without a sense of control.

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Beyond stars and beyond yer underwear

Something from the upcoming guest star blogger who will make his first debut here...
More on the the Epic man soon...stay tuned

I'm having guest bloggers on a weekly basic from now, it's an open mic session for GUILTY PARTIES at Iangraphy