Real Hardcore Poser...

yeah some people just try so hard to be a fucking poser or try so hard to fit that they will be cool....Well i have a perfect example of one mofo.....man i could go on & on...But let me just give y'all some highlights of the perfect mofo who tries so hard...
well this fuckhole will try to learn what kinda music you roll with then eventually start dressing up like you in the shortest period of time...its kinda scary like having a personal stalker watching ur every move...also to add that when in the club or when we hit the clubs fucking copy all my moves like (not in dancing but the way i roll around with the people) I even have fucking proof on pictures..

if you listen to the pop shit that's being played on the wanked off pussy radio then do it...don't try to dabble in metal or try to look punk rock when your fucking cd case in ur car is full of wannabe hip hop,feng tau shit jeng canto pop and the pussy-fied radio.

I would understand that somebody is going to say that this fucker is growing up and finding its style, but i'll disagree and say what the fuck over night changed???
even fucking Paris Hilton would agree on me....

You by far are the ugliest fugliest fat fuck i've ever seen....i've seen way cooler fat dudes and they are cool and full of life unlike you, you fucking poser who keeps quite then fuckin copy cat everything....get a fucking life stop fucking up things...I've been quite all these while...but no more..I'm so going to be in your face...you wait and bleed when i see you....If i can't wait anymore i'll fucking come to where you are....don't fucking play with me boy.....I don't fucking care anymore and the best part i want to see you bleed i want to hear your bones break...i want to see your face break....You want to be hard core then learn....you want to drink all so much which you do, but you fuckin knock out after that...WTF is that...you fuckin puke all around then fucking lie there like a fucking pile of hard shit that snores louder then a V12 engine...fuck even Jabba The Hut from star wars is way cooler..that is not drinking you fuckin cunt...go read & learn about drinking...that's under age drinking, like some 1st timer who never had a drink and go all pariah just by drinking...but you are a kid...oh yeah another thing, stop trying to button your shirts all the way to the top...get your own style...you never did that and do try to continue to do that cause it makes you like you don't even have a neck you fat fuck...

POCKET ROCKET

Today I shall give Thinkerbell her world premiere:

It's been awhile since i have mention anything about thinkerbell....
well with all the drama going poor baby chocs was kinda stuck in between....
she is rocking well...i still do mind fuck her with ideas of PAWS & SPCA and you better be good if not your going there....but she still seems so happy even though with all of that...well she has grown up alot...getting stronger day by day...

well i did promise that i would up load a picture of her...well i know that this blog has more words rather then pictures...which is one of my vision's this year...but then too many pictures would just slow down the whole blog,that's how i feel...maybe just a pinch of picture's so that there's some visuals...

Ok back to stinkerbell @ thinkerbell...i'm going to just upload one picture only and just one....if there's too many it would be too in your face...
well i'm trying hard to teach her this one trick...Its based on the command kill fat boy kill....***evil*** Well she gotta bad to the bone,like the harlots dog but even more demon like.....After all that has been said she is one luvable brown rocking pocket of a rocket...I gotta admit that she is one handful and my days are different now...Its not as easy going as it is...plus i gotta clean the house on a daily basic...well..I hope my command works well when i need her to do it.....

Clams have feelings too

This one goes out to all the people who eats them clams...
even though the clam looks super strong in its shell...deep down its a super soft being...Please remember this and understand that.....Just like the prawn in some species they have hard skins or shells but in reality underneath it all they are super soft and gentle beings with feeling just like their far far far cousin the clam...

These clams actually help the eco-system for the ocean...yeah they may look freaky but they do loads good.. Basically they are just gentle creatures...

In other words a human being can also be a clam you know...same way the clam operates same way goes for that particular human being...

So remember the next time you eat a clam or throw the clam in to that boiling steambot...think hard really hard. About the clams feelings and all....

The Brain...

The Chronicles of Digital Avenger: The birth of an avenger.

He’s age is still in the making as digital avenger can’t be too young of too old….he has to have the right age…after much thinking I’ll say he was born in the 1^st month of 1984….Let’s keep the day a secret….At a very young age he was in-fused with early rock & roll and the early metal….not to mention good ol-southern rock from the doobie brothers,allman brothers & lynyrd skynyrd….to good ol early 40’s-50’s jazz movement and not to mention the folk way of John Denver & Cat Stevens and also the funk movement of the early funk right up to the funk of today…..george benson was also a role model…

He had early martial arts class but only made it to green belt II due to a big tiff between him and the master. A majority of his fighting skills were develop from street fighting and self defense through out the years….

*note to myself this is just a mind map of words too see how the origins of Digital Avenger was formed*

Ponder wonder of sperm whale with char siew smelling armpits

Ok i gotta be honest that i really dont care anymore on what i say or think of it...so be it yeah....

Well i promised that i'll blog this down....
Alright it goes something like this....****evil smile of darkness****

Well Miss Poo Poo Pants said this to me that if a guy is good on the weight meaning healthy not super thin and has meat means the other half has been taking care well of that person whereas
if he is thin like shaggy from scooby doo or just super thin means that the other half has not been taking care well....so me in my mind i had this vision and i gotta give it a hsout out here since i kept it to myself in silence last nite....without any further delay, here it goes........

"no wonder fat fuck gets fatter and fatter by the moment...one hell of a fat fuck ain't he.....fucking fat fuck of a fuck it is"......."fat fuck never seems to stop growing....."


yeah there you go off my chest.....if i could draw it out it will be even more funnier....but then again words are all i have to offer at the moment...

Quotes from yesterday,last week & the week before

Ok here's a super random one its just quotes from the past weeks and yesterday....
its all in mixed order and which ever comes in my mind first, i'll be typing it out....

Keith Hay: I'm a changed man & i'm not a bad temper person anymore....(confessions on facebook shout out) so it seems...we shall wait

Vishal:If you want to bang her,bang her not bang her car...(said while i was driving and got a bit close to the front car. The way he said it was real bitchy)

Vishal:You can have ten minutes if you want also just give her the damn lighter ( said when julia asked me for a lighter and i was playing a game and he got angry, pmsing singh)

Chef Darren teoh:I'm smiling yes i'am but from the inside...(when i asked him why is he face so like that :(

Julia Ung :die mother fucker die mother fucker die mother fucker die mother fucker (on her angry yet getting her spirits high for cooking)

Ian Dias:Help me,help you ( my quote for my hmmm hmm)

Vishal:Anything smaller then 17inch i call them roller skates (a real bitch in heat he is)

Julia Ung: Smells like (rubs her finger on my nose) then says flaming lambo.......!!!!

keith Hay:work hard to have a better living style (on face book again,not sure if he's high or a real changed man...lets follow his work of art...

Julia Ung:................................................................................................................................................... (just silence when i ask her a question which she cant or wont asnwer)

Vishal: bang bang skid skid bang ma nigga (if i'm not mistaken)

Keith hay:time is de best medicine (this one was super awesome of him,i reckon he is in love...)

Keith Hay:out of difficulties makes miracle,everything got its own solution,think positively to face every problem in our life. there are perfect in our life...cheers ( he comes up with weird stuff but so true....)

Julia Ung: want a harry houdini...(i wish i could be one or give you one)

Vishal:i'm like a babysitter in your own house cos i have to take care of you. (his face was classic, i reckon pissed at me but with love)

Ian Dias:strudels woudles foodles noodles footles poonies looseees lose.....fudles mudles poodles my loudes ( i was just mumbling as usual on my facebook)

There's many more which i cant remember at this particular moment.....due to no sleep at all since yesterday....

well have great friday....cos it's "friday I'm in love"....(may i qoute: Robert Smith-The cure)

My Super Hero Name...

If i was a super hero i would like to be called and known as DIGITAL AVENGER....

well basically i would be fighting the new skool wave of digital music and how its evolving into...i would try to save old records shops from the every new down load a song...
these shops have so much history in them....Do you remember the joy of walking into a record shop and looking for that cd that you cant get or the dumb ass government has banned due to the lyrics or some weird ass reason and finding and listening to it to make sure its not censored and buying it....well i do... It's an awesome feeling...

I still remember saving up cash when i was in my younger teens just so i could get a new cd...and listen and learn..I'll try to bring that roots of buying a cd and getting all so happy about instead of the 3-9mins down load...Till the next adventures of the DIGITAL AVENGER......