ODE TO MY CAR

A car is suppose to be a real good friend and companion to a man.
It is suppose to be there when a man needs some loving from a piece of metal with a metal heart.Its suppose to comfort a man and at the same time give him the satisfaction he needs and the pride when he drives that metal beast. Its suppose to make him happy when the female counter part of his life is not there or makes him sad. A car would never hurt him or cheat on him it will be as faithful as he ever wanted it to be. With much tender loving care he puts into it the car it would always give him back heavy metal 101%

Basically a car is like a toy for the big boys which they go on and on talking about it,day dreaming about,having visions and at the same time it gives man that motivation to work harder in life just so he could buy that rim come end of the month or that new e-manage system.

I gave my car all the tender loving care I could ever give to a piece of metal. I basically gave my life for the car, lived my life for the car. Spent countless hours and money for that car. I actually gave it a name which is Voodoo. I actually wanted to get a tattoo of it on my body some fuckin where. I stood under the rain for it when it had leaks, cleaned it every time I got back from driving it. Cleaned its heart the engine every week. Spent hours just having wet car visions of what I want for it. Had fights and arguments with my better half just because of the car, fought with my family cause I was standing up for the car that they thought was not worth it. Got my fingers all hard due to the hard waxing I gave the car. Made the carwash guys richer by sending it in for a vacuum and wash every now and then. I was there for the car all the time……

In the end of it all what did it give me in return was I like ever happy with the final end project was it there for me when I needed it for a long drive was it there for me when I needed to face the harsh hot jam of downtown kuala Lumpur? When I raced it all it did was give me a 3 360degree spin out and two lamppost that I hit as hard you could hit knocking your lights out,lights out sucker..

It was a wild beast of a bitch this car, but it could never give me the comfort or the basic need of ride. Yes it gave me all the thrills and wicked G-forces you could ever ask from a metal heart but comfort was never there.

After all the love spent and money wasted I have to say that it’s a piece of shit car!!!

Here’s a ode to my car…


Here we go

Piece of shit car
I got a piece of shit car
That fuckin' pile of shit
Never gets me very far

My car's a big piece of shit
'Cause the shocks are fucking shot
And my seatbelt's fucking broken
I got to tie it in a knot
(It's a piece of shit)

I can't see through the windshield
'Cause it's got a big fucking' crack
And the interior smells real bad
'Cause my friend puked in the back
(It's a piece of shit)

(Piece of shit car)
Piece of shit car
(He's got a piece of shit car)
It sucks royal dick
(That fuckin' pile of shit)
100% crap
(Never gets him very far)
Oh fuck you car

It's got no CD player, it only got the 8-track
Whoever designed my car can lick my sweaty nut sack
(They can bite his ass too)
And I got no fuckin' brakes
I'm always way out of control
Eleven times a day I hear "Hey, watch it asshole"
(You fuckin' piece of shit)

(Piece of shit car)
I got piece of shit car
(He got a piece of shit car)
Diesel gas sucks my ass
(That fuckin' pile of shit)
That pile of metal shit
(Never gets him very far)

Oh what the fuck did I do
What the fuck did I do
What the fuck did I do
To get stuck with you
You're too wide for drive-thru
And you smell like the shoe
But I'm too broke to buy something new
Oh fuck me

Well the engine likes to flood
The car always fuckin' stalls
And the seat cushion's got a big rip
So a spring always pokes the balls
(Ouch, ouch, ouch)
Plus the door locks are busted
I gotta use a fucking coat hanger
(What a pain in his ass)
And if a girlie sees my car
There's no chance I'll ever bang her
(He never ever gets da pussy)
Hey shut up
(Piece of shit car)
You piece of shit car

(You got a piece of shit car)
You piece of shit car
(Piece of shit car)
Bald fuckin' tires
(You got a piece of shit car)
No rearview fucking mirror
(Piece of shit car)
Seven different colors
(You got a piece of shit car)
Fucking rag for a gas cap
(Piece of shit car)
Tailpipe makes the sparks fly everywhere
(You got a piece of shit car)
(Piece of shit car)
(You got a piece of shit car)
(Piece of shit car)
Oh the whole town thinks I'm a loser
(You got a piece of shit car)
Cabby give me a push
(Piece of shit car...)