Count down for santa

Season's Greetings

Bits of me in words

Just Morning day dreaming and I came up with this:

You pick it we stick it! You think it we ink it!

Ice kacang for desert

Something to start the week off with, desert is a must in many ways

21 days more to X'mas

Some sharing tips on being all so sexy.
http://www.shine.yahoo.com/channel/beauty/5-tricks-for-longer-lasting-jeans-2392345/

Just felt like sharing
Merry sexy XXX'mas

Friday lovers laugh

Since its the morning of Friday and things might get spicy tonight. Cheers for the wonders on sexual encounters for tonight a Friday night.

Calculation of feelings

Spiritual agony,standing in line feeling so down.
Games are so numb, I'm tired.
Caved in,can't smile no more. :(
There are no useful drugs to escape from feeling numb.
And the rain will finally come.
I remember an amazing birthday.
I remember when i was young.

Ian The Arsonist Dias

Silent

Aloofness is the best way to sum up what I go through on a daily basic at work.

It's really a different world..They all think different from me and act weird. I have tried like a millions time to go to their level of thinking and only to back fire or cold weird looks back at me.

Learn from your mistakes get up and walk strong and at the same DILLIGAF attitude is applied.

Being the odd one my whole life has either made look at things different, always being the first to be blame....funny perhaps I got the looks of a O.G (original gangsta) but what ever it is ...

One thing I learned from all this is to be strong and yes it has made me a strong person... You stand for yourself and your family. No one else.

Its a real slow wednesday morning hope the weekend kicks in fast and takes it time as it unwinds for the following week.

Sports

The very male ego thing we call sports. As you can see how well it goes in sports, and who's in line to receives the next blow is also a challenge.

Brown Love

Its been ages since I last spoke/talked or blogged about the beautiful brown love above.

Here you go today a page just for you Tinkerbell.
'm at work and all I can think about is getting home and taking her for her walk and chilling with her. Poor girl needs the love...she never fails to smile or show teeth which is a smile actually.

Tonight I shall cook a nice meal for you.
I may say loads of stuff about you but you mean alot to me and Ms Chef.

Just one thing Tinky, please stop making the walls brown and dirty I'm quite particular on certain aspects like that and yesh I still do adore you brown loving lump....


Ps: Photography works goes to Mr De Silva, more about that soul in the future.

Key Motivations From Another Point Of View

ONCE YOU GET SLEEVES YOU EITHER HAVE TO GET CREATIVE, START YOUR OWN BUSINESS, START A BAND OR PLAN A ROBBERY.


I'm aiming for all three and perhaps more. I'm on the edge with this world and the way they judge and look at people and how they narrow you down to that certain kind.
It's time we break the norm break all the circles been set forth and make a new circle of life.

Sunday Cure for the following week

Something to make you smile as you drive to work or begin your week with. To hell with what people think of you and say about you...DILLIGAF............

Never do this

Point to be learned from this sketch is never piss a chef or a cook for he or she cooks yer meal

Day 4

which is reality would be day 6 of the week meaning its a saturday.

I'm still sick...which sucks big time....anyhow.....Hope to watch some online movies while the flu and cough decides to leave my body....making me awesome again....


Happy weekending with a cherry bomb of fun.

Heart beat is pumping fast

I'm still sick down with the combo of fever, cold and cough.
What makes it worse is the body aches and the stuffed nose and the phlegm (not flam)
which is thick as peanut butter or kaya.....

Thought to share as I was growing up doing interior architecture in college, MTV cribs was my main source of inspiration, yeah tons of other designers and architects and all but cribs gave you insight to what a musician or a artist would do to their house/crib/pad.....

While I'm sick now and feeling really crappy, youtube's uploads on MTV cribs is there for me......


There's no more oreo's at home and oh I wish for ice tea super sweet......at the moment....

A penguin with fever is not a healthy penguin.

Dirty smile for a guilty party reader

V to the Hizzo to the HO

I'm sick and not feeling well at all....my throat hurts like hell and my body aches beyond this world and my stress level is so high I feel I could fly or use my stress level powers to move a car or a building.

Apart from all that I' am a real oreo cookie whore.....I just can't keep my hands off them.

Lesson to be learned

Story of my grandmama.....

The long walks we used to take to the store
in town, the coins she gave me for meaningless jobs like pulling weeds
or washing the sidewalk... or for just being good.

Those gems were all good, but the one I remember most, the jewel in the
crown of grandmotherly advice, occurred when I was only about 13. We were
sitting somewhere and just chillin and talking and what not

She told me that one day, I would find a wonderful woman and start my own
family. 'And always remember this thing,' she said. 'Be sure you marry a
woman with small hands.'


'How come, Grandmama?' I asked her.

She answered in her soft voice.
'Makes your dick look bigger.

Takes No Holiday

I wonder how they do it....

Just you two.....One of the descent of James Brooke (the white rajah) who ruled sarawak and another one a descent of a Dutch naval admiral named Michiel Adriaenszoon de Ruyter (wondering how I know this well, history when I was 14 years of age) Well fast forward to today and this two does wonder on how they work.

My say and take on it is the commitment and ever so good pay and not forgetting pride to show success would and be ahead of others.....

I really don't know what my point is in writing this but respect goes out for you two guys.

Perhaps my game plan in life is in a different game. Yet I'll try to follow your steps and in the end of the day I'll make my own steps and moves.

NIL

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Muchos Amor III

Then later on that nite since that note was there and the author and creator kreator was not at home so me and brownloveturd was just chillin more like she was having her dinner and I was just looking at her eat....

All of a sudden the small Mia comes overs and says ba, I have some stuff for you.....which is displayed above adding more pink and love to my back stabbed heart.....

Thank you girl....it was very kind of you.....very thoughtful of you.


In the end of the 3 saga blog episode sitcom.... The bloke found happiness in other ways and everyone lived happily ever after. AMEN.

Muchos Amor II

So part of the previous blog:

Here's the follow up,

I come home open the door and the inner grill I get the scary yet all so touching and caring notes that gave me a scare and then followed by the awww feel....(why I say scary is because you work all day long super tired and you get back late and in the dark you see notes, which only means bye bye or a good bye in my books)

So yeah it was great.......
to you and you know who you are....thank you so much for making me feel great.

Muchos Amor

On the day I feel and get the best of the back stabbing at MBA level and degree level whereas the previous back stabbing were very so high school musical and this time around it was like a series from law and order or some soap opera where everybody back stabs everybody.....

So yeah feeling the pain and what not....

I get home only to get scared of my socks from something (will elaborate more on this tonite)

and hours later rescue and a smiley from.....(will also elaborate on this later)

And not to mention a nice chicken sandwich for supper which covered for my breakfest, brunch, lunch and dinner......


Much more later on...

?

I questioned myself time after time could it be me?
I asked myself maybe it just me being me?
I asked myself maybe they can't accept my thoughts and the way I look at life?

But then again I bow down to the way they want things, but they never even at least look or give me a chance. Judge a book by it's cover it's the way to go.

Stay in that loop hole you wonderful people call life. I'm on a happy trip called life.

May I add that when writing this I was not at all in a defensive mode due to what has happened but more the mode asking why,how,who,why not and just finding the answer.

Seymore Butts

Once awhile i like the readers and the aliens reading this to crack a smile or laugh their ass off.
Cheers for the month of November as we close into wrapping up 2010 and moving on to 2011.

The Birth Of : Alfred Longhard Willy

My new alter ego which was born today around 0900hrs is

Alfred Longhard Willy

You will be seeing more of him around these days as Digital Avenger is on holiday in Kuta, Poppies Lane 2 chilling from his pure music against digital/fruity loops made beats agenda.

Going to make me some tea now as I watch the sunset for today.......

On another note Alfred Longhard Willy made his debut on the social network Facebook today.

He left a note for a birthday which was just like this:

Batman, tuck up the cape get batgirl and paint the town pink for it's your birthday Happy birthday and get a glow in the dark paint and make a nude suit for it's your birthday......

after that make sure you make wonderwoman feel wonderful then make cat woman feel like a pussy cat with tons of TLC and after all that batman make sure you... party hard with Wu-Tang Clan for its your birthday......

angkat segelas bir.....burp.....cheers......

♥
Alfred Longhard Willy (alter ego of miss kittie)

PS:(the magic of Ctrl+C & Ctrl+V)

Updates of a over worked and used working class hero

working class so it seems or you could say it's just a way to comfort my soul for the job scope that i go through 5 days a week.

Lets do a recap, last week had a jam session with A to Z rae. not much i would say was broken or any chaos created as we both have the age issue catching up on us and on our backs. We need more practice time, more on the spot moves instead of coming all prepared and no magic.....In the end we both need more time to find that lost groove, that lost note, that lost riff and that lost voice of the voiceless.

So the ash or the fly guy or better known as Latifah bechong now (lady boy) dropped by with a cab.
At the same time Ms Chef was cooking her nasi briyani and getting me hungry for food instead of a jam session..

Story cut short a lil tweak here and there and all four of us were in the car heading MOS out to find drunk people of the night fighting a two size human bouncer. Not much on that agenda so we headed down to changkat only to find all hell breaking out with the return of the Irish Pop Sailing wonder Stevie C y'all... Drink and drink and drink and drink.......not good for the sexy machine body that i'm in the midst of making on myself but yeah drink and drink.....
Lets censored the part seeing a girl walking around in her panties......gosh what a scare.....even the ladies of the night or the ladies with the red light turned on had more clothes on that is until they are in the room with a client. :)

So yeah the week was brutal with work load up my arse over flowing down my nose and onto my pure soft heart....sigh.....

so the following weekend after the deepavali drinks and mutton and all...

Me and the Ms Chef head down to k3k or benta or what ever its called cause it kicked ass as we still had the hunt for kopitiam blues ( read her old blogs to find out more) but the joint was so good. Many more returns there.
then we headed down town k.l as I had to meet up with my technical manager and the rest of the engineers from other parties as they were all planning for the big launch for some fire engineer thingy going world wide based in k.l as the current one is u.k based and so on. Yeah i wonder how i get along with them after all i just think the other side of the road when compared up against an engineer. wonders happen in weird ways sometimes. So my job was to design up the stage and the graphics and also get the whole works down for the big launch. So on the spot after finding out what the whole gig was about and how things were going to run and what big VVIP were coming and etc etc.....I came up with a 10second video launch...yeah it was all words and lil drawings here and there and guess what the CEO/president for the group (not going to mention it here as i don't want the blog to come up during a search for that particular group as they are widely searched for, trust me) he liked/loved and jumped for joy upon hearing out my idea, job well done now the following week i dig my grave to get the layouts ready. I'm going to use Gun's & Roses Coma as the intro....it will blow the sock of them engineers, trust me.

While all this was going on, Ms Chef was tucked in Berjaya Times Square Starbucks which is by the worst ever fucking Starbucks you could ever go to. Trust me, when you go into a coffee parlour what do you smell? The smell of coffee and the roast and what no, right? Instead this Starbucks was so darn smelly....not to mention hot....I felt like i was in pudu raya bus stop....

so dirty i felt, so gosh........that then i knew my OCD high level warning was just running high. Oh yeah on another note all the couples there were fighting.....at least 3 couples i spy with my eye fought and either one walked away......in general its the worse ever Starbucks....there's loads more to bitch about that joint which i should stop and get my sexy ghetto sleep...suburban Starbucks are the best.......trust me. But i still love the coffee bean alot.

And yes there were more stuff that happened in between here and there for this write up on the past week or so but at the current moment i'm too lazy and tired too write and my back hurts....i have no idea why...perhaps its age catching up on my sexy body which i shall fight and still look 23.

Working Class hero signs off with the beat of Playing For Change.
Kindly be hardworking enough to search that up on Youtube and enjoy every moment of it.
It's normal people like you and me playing for some change.

Thank you A
D
M for the wonderful insight to Playing For Change.

Eraser of a tuner and a prune

I got the magic in me and i can feel it like a Walt Disney magical movie....

The right time for the little magic tinkle is yet to arrive and the magic in me just is just calm like the weather before a storm.

In a short period of time this magical dust shall fly over you and everyone else....it’s something not to be missed, it’s magical like i said........giggles of tinkle dust fill the sky above on a daily basic...

You will be a hot sexy action hero in a short time with the magical tinkle. Trust me dear fellow lovers of another kind of complication of love.

Has got you going crazy therefore does that make me crazy

Crazy events which happen for no reason for a reason are always life awakening and learning moments in life. Take a deep breath chill breath out, a little respect for those moments in life.

A chapter can be written and can be told in time but in the end it's how you make that journey for your chosen chapter.

What I'm trying to say here is always leave all options open and take a helicopter views to have an overall view before making a decision.

C.S.I

Saw this on a car as i think about my battery issue and a power point

C.S.I

Christ Saves Individuality. Then i knew why a nerdy lady comes out of the car and a nerdy son or young dude waves and honks the car at her....explains why they need the C.S.I bumper sticker...
the nerd level was way above anything else......


story of their life...

Read On

Four guys and a woman are stuck in an elevator.
While they are stuck, they strike up a conversation.

The first guy says, 'I'm a Y.U.P.P.I.E., you know...

"Young, Urban, Professional, Peaceful, Intelligent, Ecologist."

The second guy says, 'I'm a D.I.N.K.Y, you know...

"Double Income, No Kids Yet."

The third guy says, 'I'm a R.U.B., you know...

''Rich, Urban, Biker."

The fourth guy says, I am a D.I.L.D.O, you know...

"Double Income, Little Dog Owner."

They turn to the woman and ask her. ''What are you?''

She replies: "I'm a WIFE, you know...


And with that i came up with my own:

B.oy.f.r.i.e.n.d
Being Only Yours For Right Insane Envious Naughty Days

Or

S.o.n
Sucks On Natural

Cant think of much....running low on my battery mode.....thoughts are on power points...

www.smokingpaper.com

thank you so much smoking paper.com and also my quick thinking...i did a run through penguins bag and found smoking paper....since it was long and my machine could only do a certain size i trim it a bit and now i can smoke...next on the list is a power point that works....if that works out we got here a winning script of mishaps and stories from beyond...have to check my mail now......work needs to be done even on a saturday....

boo yah...for smoking paper.com

80's baby to a 20th century adult

one thing that i noticed and know for a fact is....at this time, this era one thing we all could not live with out is a power point and and something that needs to be charged in order to be used...at this very current moment i'm at ampang great eastern mall star bucks (fuck yeah sounding like a real blogger at a coffee shop just writing away)and the only that is getting me super worried is the fact that i have no more battery for my laptop and its going fast and minus the fact that i have run out of rollie sheets for my ciggies....sigh....what could be even worse is if the urge to shit
just comes upon me now....then i'm really screwed.....for real....

so yeah i have so much to write very in the mood and tons of ideas but i need a power point to make franky the asus a52j stay alive and also rollie sheets....

lets see how things go..if all else fails i have a thick business development book in my bag to read.....so lets see how it goes....unless i could befriend somebody here to watch over my stuff run a floor down get my stuff then re- locate else where....

awaits the right moment....be chilled now for the time being....

The 6th & 7th day of the week = 67 and now say it in chinese

Having loads of fun as i manage to get like a buttloads of DJ Am mix tapes and all in full versions......I'm very sure he is mixing up shit with angel turn tables up there in heaven with the big guy and the holy bunch...not to mention hot angels to dance for him....

well Dj Am roots grew well from his crazy town days and he did grow with his own signature sound....i should stop being a music professor and just enjoy the groove...

did not manage to work out get my sing along friday as i rejoice for the weekend...its like a mantra song for taking in the weekend or welcoming the weekend....and guys let not drink and drive......

Musica da besta selvagem

After 10 months of not listening to Hawthorne Heights I'm listening to them and yeah
it's good times with me and my headphones in the worlds best passive fire fighting company...

Ironic with music going super loud on my headphones in the office and loud as your fart at home i can think straight...see outside the box and even further....doing all this with a crack of a smile running through my lips...........

Being a passive person

Being stuck with my calculations and not knowing my next step...last resort get a piece of paper just draw or make a mess with any ink or a pencil.....look for a spot to get it up on and get a camera which in my case is crappy and you get yourself an art piece......

Flesh trade on a chinese table lying half naked and not able to move at all

Alright minus the fact that I love and like them chinese girls especially the chee cheong fun one's...and being able to adapt to a chinese massage would be a great advantage in the mating scene....

anyways back to the flesh trade, on tuesday night Mdm Lady "the cook" Dragon was in pain due to not enough of rest,bad sleeping habits,over exhausted body, old injuries and many more to add on to the list. Which resulted for a quick visit to the old chinese massage parlour. (bear in mind it was not a quickie and it was long and painful..read on)

So after work we agreed to meet up there in order for a massage.she wanted the full works whereas all i wanted was just a good ol chinese foot massage not the seductive one's that thrown all around where sex and titties are used to lure in their customers. I wanted something painful so that when i pee later it will just flow out bad chi chi or toxins and kinda clean up my system....

So we get there....the hokkien dialect starts understanding very little i kinda took note that it would be a cupping followed by a massage and that we had to wait as the aunty fan (the lady of the place) was going out to buy dinner..
我们必须让我们可以做按摩现在。给我们两人。订立肯定他是地狱的痛苦.. the hokkien talk continues as i just walk up...他一直淘气确保他必须忍受的痛苦，我的身体疼痛....我已经老了... yeah they still talking alright...

So we get in she just leaves me there and goes into the room. I wanted to smoke but NO said the lady....so i wait for about another 5 mins and this guy who looks like the assistant for the doctor dude who created frankstein comes up to me...asked me to get in the next room where they were like 12 or more chinese people, all talking in a different dialect i could so tell...i get my shirt off, lie down and pop pap pofft tum tum
Acupuncture time!!!!!!!
more the 12 needles on me...and i cant move....shite i was starting to panic...all of a sudden i'm starting to get cold feet....i cant feel my ass...what if they get me all lumped up and start to remove my organs...the amount of what IF'S that ran through my mind was insane...then the other dude comes up and says you must sleep....enjoy relax.....
yeah we 12 needles in your body...much more worse than a junkie....with the speed in the veins though....

so 45mins or so...i kept myself alert to my surroundings...the feeling was like i was a piece of meat on the flesh trade just lying there waiting to be bought in pieces...unable to move.....felt just like a goat/cow/chicken/fish or pig lying there...

so after having needles in me we moved on to the leg/foot massage which was so painful in which i could take at all...and its two days now and i'm still in pain, but in a good way kinda pain as i'm healing....so yeah one hour plus with a foot massage....too much cold water/bathing cold water/not enough of sleep/not eating on time/too much ice which i have to stop and get in control of my sleeping time in order to cure this....so for an hour i was in labour pain....then it was the cupping a good 15 mins but it felt hell of a pain for the 1st time...it being i had so much wind to be taken out......end result....i look spotted like a leopard tortoise....
so after the 2 hour pain i went through....i have to say its a first for everything especially the cupping and acupuncture which was really good.....dont see the effect of the acupuncture yet....
I’m still running on tompok mode due to the cupping....
Thank you so much for a day at the spa Chinese style dear mdm penguin enjoyed it alot....

I reckon head that way for a good body over haul instead of all this massage parlours popping up here and there with girls to lure you in....its just a pleasure massage not something that would benefit you after a massage....

I made my way away from the butcher’s table alive and kicking and two days later I’m writing this here....

Theoretical Coverage

vroom vroom vroom give me some room....
I'll be switching lanes like a switch blade you can catch up if you want...
I'll be switching this and that like a model who switches that many of clothes on one runaway down the highway.....

Digits figures solid volumes mixing ratio and much more are the only things on my mind....

If there's a phoenix flying by tell her to take me on that wild phoenix coaster ride...

Take two...with a ASUS A52J and coffee...

I have come across a book that I can't get my eyes or hands off it....

So un-true eh.....

well the book title is called " White Fluffy Clouds Found Inspiration Moving Forward"

I have been reading the online version as I have yet to hit a bookstore or actually find that copy in Malaysia....let's see how the search goes when I get time on my hands....

My life in the fire fighting (structure industry) has taken a whirlwind upside take and hard smack across my face....I will survive I keep telling myself that and also, I keep telling myself to toughen the F up princess.....lets see how that chapter unwinds in the months to come....

Apart from that my best old time friend Hazrie Bin Karim wishes to tweet but instead he is too shy to do so....I wonder why....anyways long live Hazrie.....we have been friends sincethe young virgin age of 8 years old....same school all those years and same class....

back to fighting flames with calculations and materials.....

speaking in the car by myself

we could be
the epitome of self sufficience.

what would you say, just think about it....tongues and ear and nose and lips and everything nice and pretty were made for the demon.....

Colours of an album

I've been going a WEEZER marathon for the last two weeks....
its been really a happy moment....its just hits the it right there.....

New Kids On The Block has a new album....d.loaded it very not the nice...actually...wasn't for jadakiss and the rest of the east side rappers the track would be super just super bad.....take note no west side rappers on the album, fact being the NKOTB's are from the east side....so it seems jersey boys if my memory serves me well....


2 Pints of booze and crawling on the floor...for the faint at heart.....

till later schott's be merrier then a toad.

View Me

I'm going to play some heavy metal and fooking rock & roll now and try to find some peace of mind from the fire fighting business and find me some sleep cause I'm such a special guy and never giving up with the back drafts of fire fighting.

Pastry 101: Grapes and Mangos with Shrimps on the plate

Before I utter words and before I start to begin
kick me in my nose until my face bust if not it will be you on the floor with my fist up on your face and a diet coke in my other hand...
Cause my last name is EVER and my first name is GREATEST.

wedding bliss to start the month of a virgo and a buttload of work to start of the month of the libra....what more could a aquarius ask for in the star.

Which brings me to a question: If girls were made to love? Then when would we ever get married? Who will be that special that we would walk down the the long church stretch to the altar? Such a sexy,sexy pretty little thing all the girls and ladies that are out there....like a sailor would say it's a big big ocean out there with many fishes to catch with you love net. I on the other hand:Hopeless Romantic.

If arthur was here he would say "how la my life"

There's pro's & con's on what I just have said. To sum it up is easy as this, love the ladies and enjoy the fruits of the greatest creation and never get your heartbroken and be a hopeless romantic and it's either your made with that soul mate of just be a sucker for love.

Now I'm going to pick up my guitar and and play some bedroom tunes hoping to be as good as Hendrix.

Koi fishes doing back flips is a rare act to see, have you ever seen it???

Supporting angle designed to support hopeless romantic

A heavy cross you bear, a stubborn heart remains unchanged
No home, no life, no love, no stranger singing in your name
Maybe the season, the colors change in the valley skies
Dear god I've sealed my fate, running through hell and heaven can wait.

To the future the past that I have lived through and what the future holds come good or bad I'll be ready standing up strong.

I know a wall to scale and I know a field without a name
Head on without a care before it's way too late.

Learn from mistakes and never to repeat them. Move on be strong ,the past is the past...let it be gone with away with the wind that ever changes. Stay punk rock for the years to come.

The best of trying to forget and move on is such a pain taking process.....
If everything could ever feel this real forever, if anything could ever be this good again....

Staying under water even though you can't swim is the best option :)just make sure you can hold on to your breath long enough.

I‘ll come through and steal your TV and then Shake

man I’m on probation motherfucker I’m bout to Shake

instead I'm day wet dreaming about expensive life styles, music, beats, offset rims, doing 360 bunny hops and getting more tattooed so that I wont have a 9 to 5 job....

Gotta pee so bad reports but detailed drawings landing like London airport on my machine Shake

I’m ma fuck this bitch until her knees start to Shake
face in the pillow ass up let me see you Shake

and that's why I like it doggy style cos you can see that shit Shake

neighbors hitting on the walls cos I make that mattress Shake
usj 666 said I make too much noise I gotta Shake of to Dungun hills of Beverly hills to shake

Me and fat fucks aint agree on shit so I had to Shake and break a finger and a bone Shake
you wished you could shake as fast I could but you couldn't Shake
Payback muthafucka for the way that you got at me Shake
So how's it taste? Shake
When I slap the taste outta your mouth Shake
With the bass so loud that it shakes the place Shake



Ran out of tunes, beats and rhymes......
I'm having the blues of wanting to do something different...wanting to out from everyday life and embracing it in a different point of view ( NO I'M NOT GAY)

anyways story of my life....a slim pitt Portuguese rapper from asia pacific....
dreaming about rock and roll weekends.........silly high school dreams still haunt me of being a rock star applying the DILLIGAF attitude....

I was not doing a Kelis milkshake song but more of another Shake song......
I wish I could help myself......need to find an answer....

LAST NAME EVER, FIRST NAME GREATEST.

Hair from down south

Just took a lil walk to get my pee out from system....so as usual you wash your fingers and what not after a small leak...as i reached the tap.....to my shocking discovery, pubic hair at the tap head...

super long one just like never been cut or shaven before....i was eewwwwwwwwwwww and ewwwww again......


walked away washed hands at the other pipe and skipped my away from the scary lil pubic hair....

guys shave or be trimmed or have some style down south......you might not get sex often but at least look good not like some 20 year old who never shaved down there hair as long as their armpit hair....so yucky......

be metro and all so sexual now.....

Smilling Brownie

Oh you with your head on my shoulder

Your heart is no grave to be perfectly honest
Your mouth's a smoking gun
And you smile while your twisting the knife in my stomach
Until everything is gone
Take all you can from me
I've got weak constitution
I'm led so easily
So easily

uPVC

unplasticised or unplasticized PolyVinyl Chloride is now my best new friend....

get to know your pipes they do have they own style you know.....

A Yeoh VS A Dias

A typical out of this world conversation by two souls that were wacky enough to be walking the streets of usj. Random it was the conversation could not be let go through a "click" X button, this one goes down the books in history as random at its best for the 26th of August 2010 baby....I saved it to be remembered as time goes by this is a testimonial for soul asylum crack heads on a social net working site just chatting. Out come you decided......

4:34pmArthur
Dei tengga

4:35pmMe
wats up thosai

4:35pmArthur
Yenna tambi

What you up to?

4:35pmMe
pa pundek

doing work

4:36pmArthur
Likewise

4:36pmMe
sweet

4:36pmArthur
Sweet like Jimmy fallon

4:37pmMe
sweeter just like chris brown sugar rock

4:37pmArthur
dance like pete wentz

4:39pmMe
and shake shake like shaggy doing a duet with lady gaga

4:40pmArthur
More like lady haha

Who goes there?

4:41pmMe
goes where ever the wind blows just like a blow queen down town

4:42pmArthur
What if the wind blows to the direction of Hitler, the Mein fuhrer himself!

4:43pmMe
then a national kdk fan will change its direction....

4:43pmArthur
Hahahahaha

You my friend have lost it

4:44pmMe
nop i still have my marbles

4:44pmArthur
Marbles?

That's rather small init?

4:45pmMe
no these are big white horse marbles
Arthur

Horse marbles?

I heard from a very reliable source that germaine frenchenson loves horses marbles
8:27pmArthur is offline.

It has no ending to it.....due to the complexity of the small talk...
better luck in the future finding a perfect ending for moments like this.

Trip down memory lane

Sunny Day
Sweepin' the clouds away

On my way to where the air is sweet

Can you tell me how to get,

How to get to Sesame Street

Come and play
Everything's A-OK

Friendly neighbors there

That's where we meet

Can you tell me how to get
How to get to Sesame Street
It's a magic carpet ride

Every door will open wide

To Happy people like you--
Happy people like
What a beautiful

Sunny Day

Sweepin' the clouds away
On my way to where the air is sweet

Can you tell me how to get,

How to get to Sesame street...

How to get to Sesame Street

How to get to...

Off white & Off black

just to share that my all time favorite drug cartel movie would be Blow starring Johnny Deep..

pRFtttTTfFFf Yeah Fuckin hell yeah woot woot woot pfreeeettt

was about to give a full out blog of the week and just chill out

then a light bulb appeared from no where and said lets head up to genting for the nite and here we are getting ready for the climb not to gamble but just have coffee and chill.....

it was a random jump on life.....

ok later......

Tales on VHS from the 80's to mid 90's

These are classic tales which we will remember till our death bed...
they made our afternoons and weekends cooler then a normal day and no matter how many times we would rewind fast forward to that favorite part on that VHS tape, the magic never seem to fade away...it was always a new chapter new things to find out new behind the scene things happening..day dreaming of being a cartoon...it was so pure but behind it all we never did look at the big picture behind it all the life long lesson it was trying to say to us at such a young age, perhaps our parents knew it but how would they explain that to their 3-7 year old kid....
The dark side of this fairy tales are not all so bright....
there's a grim side to it....where there's good evil always lurks behind it ......

Cinderella walked on broken glass,
Sleeping beauty let a whole lifetime pass.

Belle fell in love with a hideous beast,
Jasmine married a common thief.

Arial walked on land for love and life,
Snow White barely escaped a knife

It was all about blood,sweat and tears.
Because love means facing your biggest fears.

If we could only step out that o-zone of just being tuned into watching this shows and get a out of the box and view it from higher grounds, we would have learned from a young age that love hurts and if you do believe in love go ahead and get hurt...it's worth it in the end if the love you have to offer is returned and lesson to be learned if the circle of love doesn't go in a circle....


Gracias,
Ian Mcshane o'skully Dias

A killer pussy

Something I got during from my little sister while i was at work....
Thank you for the lil entertainment during office hours....

3 weeks ago..

Got this one of a friend of mine.....I kinda call her Beyonce due to certain reason.....maybe it could be cause the husband acts as a black/african american rapper and she is all so you know Beyonce...




Your dog's barking at the back door. Your wife's barking at the front. Who do you let in? Well, it's your call... but the dog'll stop barking when you let her in.

She posted the above up on her facebook account a few weeks back and i could not stop laughing....

thoughts of her and pepper her doggie ran wild through my mind.....

Happy tuesday bluesday love birds.......

I'll keep you my dirty little secrets

My dirty little secret

I'll keep you my dirty little secret

Moments in life which you can't ignore....

In the morning on the way to work....super dead tired from work the day before and not enough of rest plus you got a shitty life going and shit just tends to pile up around you....money, your gear box counting its days you drive....bills come end of the month, the worry of your old folks growing old and the family and the person who you could count on the most your other half is in a world where star wars and professor's talk and your dog is just a super active dog with tons of licks of saliva on your face and never ending love :)

And you face and brace yourself to the jam on a daily basic into the concrete jungle....it could also be be that the night before was a kick ass party and your on your way to work now....( hardly happens for me no though which is all cool..)

Anyways back to the story board....your on your way to work doesn't matter how shitty you look or what ever man....scenario picture this in your mind.....listening to the radio (with all the pop shit that gets all this young kids trying to be cool and fat boys thinking they are better the beyond or grasshopper) and you lit your ciggie and they play a song thats not so radio friendly or the band was an underground that has broken into the pop shite radios or are just making it....you wind down your window, inhale & exhale that first awesome puff for the morning breathing all that shite ass nicotine down your throat and you look out your window and the next car beside you in the jam a hot chick/mama/lady/women/babe whatever you may call it is in a BMW or a Honda accord just looks at you and smiles and smiles and smiles 6 miles down the road later on in the jam and you halfway through your ciggie with a good song on the radio in the background and the sun is shines with a shy ray of its glorious rays upon your car penetrating through your windscreen and the smoke of your ciggie,the background music and the hot mama who can't stop smiling at you even though when you reckon you look shitty as hell......and you just look back and realize that this are the moments in life which we over look on a daily basic.....

small things that are so meaningful..........

Adventures of a boy/man and his bestfriend

As i was doing my evening walk / run with tinky today we passed a chubby not so sexy lady but very curvy in many ways walking towards the gym.............

First thing i said was VPL..........................(visible panty line) but after a dozen stares and looks again....I came up with a new word....... VVPL.................................


Come on think about........what could it be.......
VVPL = Very Visible Panty Line.....
the vvpl was like the boarder line of mexico and states man and i kid you not......
if in a porn movie Mrs VVPL would do great as Mrs BBW........

What ever happened to fine thin sexy seductive thong lines..........???


Just had to get that out of my system before i hit the sack and await adventures for tomorrow....

Growing pains: story of my life - outtake 1

Here it goes the same dude that i've been listening since 1988 is here and what can i do nothing....

the $ has to go to other place hence not being able to see him live....sad yes i'am showing nop.....just taking down like hot water and your throat just gets all warm....wishful thinking of being a free bird to go where ever i want do what ever i want.....

Key element from this is to save up money for events like this.....I just so feel like ahh F-it and here you go dude here's the cash and thanks for the ticket...

I miss orianthi already,kula shaker soon....and wonder girls and Ms perry and also coheed & cambria damn.....missing those days when any event in the city i'll be there.....no doubt,sugar ray, m-gay -jackson,alanis,deep purple,napalm death........sigh......

knocking on heavens door for now.....

"THEREFORE "

I feel like this at the moment, thanks to Rivers Cuomo for the smile and highlight at the very moment....you got my legs shaking,tapping and grooving towards this wonderful words of wisdom by you....

I want a girl who will laugh for no one else
When I'm away she puts her makeup on the shelf
When I'm away she never leaves the house
I want a girl who laughs for no one else

I know it sounds super stereotype of a typical macho male thing but with things that are rolling down my hill this would be best applied to my current situation.....Its not a religious practice that has to be done but it's just a wishful wish for that kinda surreal calmness which is required......

On a wacky sarcastic end, word of last night: "THEREFORE" "THEREFORE" "THEREFORE"
"THEREFORE" "THEREFORE" "THEREFORE" "THEREFORE" "THEREFORE" "THEREFORE" "THEREFORE" "THEREFORE" "THEREFORE" "THEREFORE" "THEREFORE" "THEREFORE" "THEREFORE" "THEREFORE" "THEREFORE" "THEREFORE" "THEREFORE" "THEREFORE" "THEREFORE" "THEREFORE" "THEREFORE" "THEREFORE" "THEREFORE" "THEREFORE" "THEREFORE"

Guess when you can't handle your refined drink and end up thinking your a
theology & religion degree master holder with just refined "it seems drinks" then all of a sudden your the official spokesperson for the Vatican all the other denominations there is out there....

THEREFORE the real ones actually read and observe rather then drink and become all so I know everything and end up sleeping in front of the portal to your THEREFORE......

I have to say that empty vessel makes the most noise THEREFORE a filled up vessel will just sail through.....

Apart from getting 3 cock a roach attacks last nite.....
Gosh i have to do something.....

Chapter 2 of beats without beats while a Goldfish swims in a round bowl like how we go around this round world

Ok cool been super busy as usual being a donkey kong nah i wish not....
anyways out of the liquor & lost love a new chapter came to life.....

Yes my so called how may of readers which i could count with my four fingers only leaving the balance six to rest....

I have a new (drum roll with high snare's) blog which will be an aftermath of this blog a more soft or a harder side of this blog, don't worry i'm running both blogs....the creativity and writing scheme will be divided into these two blogs......

Let's see the out come of it and let's see where the future takes us.......up up up and away.............




Touch the sky....

Paint a picture with my bare hands

Sunday morning rain is falling
Sunday evening rain is still falling down....

Ironic as the afternoon was gloomy and all so cooling...
these are the days of our lives..

I've been sitting in front of the laptop since like 3pm until now...got my work done,main frame's build and I'm ready for a blue monday waiting to make it shinny pink as the week unfolds...

I do feel cold due to the beautiful weather that has blessed the country today..
There's so much i feel like writing out but i just choose to be lazy watch clips and read a little here and there...
Much to be done on Loft 57 also which I'm kinda super uber lazy to do...
Ideas run like wicked lil itchy worms being all super naughty on their first day out in the earth to play....Guess this is one of my really chilled out days all alone at home....nothing to worry nothing to think about and i'm loving it...Anita Mui ain't home also....Its just me and tinky winky pinky....
I do have to add that tinkiy winky pinky is kinda under the weather....
cant take her out for her walk and run due to the raining weather....
lets see how things goes as the nite turns on towards it's later hours....

maggot's can't grow in this cold weather.....

Liquor & Love Lost

I thought I saw your eyes,
Laced in smoke & cigarette curls.
I thought I saw your eyes
But I'm seeing ghosts tonight.

She haunts me!
'til my bitter end.
She haunts me!

I swear I heard your voice, overwhelmed by conversation.
I swear I heard your voice but I'm hearing ghosts tonight!
The bars turn out there lights.
And I drink away the day as it decays.

So much for living forever,
So much for death do us part

She haunts me!!!
She haunts me!!!
She haunts me!!!
Every fucking...
NIGHT!!!

we are both two free birds waiting to rock & roll and roam wild & free...

Like two face I'm torn from staying on and making things work out and prove that could be that man in armor to get you out of the rain and take care of you and the other part just wants to run away....

A great brother and friend gave me this advice many years ago when i was like 15 when puppy love was so everywhere and he gave me the same advice once only this time it's the real deal...
it's a real simple piece of advice which goes like this: If it's worth saving go and do your best give 110% and more and if it's not walk out slow and easy.

things look really ugly now and I'll be waiting for the beautiful side of it to bloom.....

An Revalidation & Assessment On The Main Factor

With all the stuff that is going on with me at the current moment I'm living life high and mighty....
I find weird that I've been having a smile from ear to ear. It could be the fact that I'm not keeping things in me anymore and I'm saying it out.....and trust me I'm going to shoot my old lady now,you know I caught her messing around with another man.....and that ain't too cool......

Its been a very blissful morning, minus the fact that I have yet to sleep the whole night thanks to two musang's that cant sleep at night and tend to make noise....minus the bleeding heart on me which is being applied with sealant to prevent future cracks that will resort to heart bleeds.

I'm like so in the mood to go up and say "hey joe who's that brown eyed girl over there"

Thoughts over thoughts fill my thoughts making me think that I think too much....
the mind a weapon of mass destruction towards your enemies and if not used with care a self bomb for the host that carries the mind....

Been having secret jams with myself this whole monday morning with loads of acoustic jam on my player as i grace through my work and to my amaze shite much has been done and it's almost noon now.....

I bet you it could be the fact that I was hungry hence why sleep felt so far away last night.....
I don't want to be fat like it or hate myself cause I don't look good, maybe John Denver could share some insight on keeping slim & fit. Well dear I'm leaving on a jet plane...

Sad part about my life is I feel brand new and so re-born with a new appetite for life but you don't share that vision that I have, instead old bad memories and negative thoughts cloud your mind or either its just pure fat pork lard.....which everybody knows......but I don't know....

let's kick back and take this wild roller coaster ride....let's land on our feet and not hurt a fin or a nail, for the magical journey can still go on if we make it happen or it could just die off like the sunflower plant you once tried to plant with your salty hands. And blamed the sun and me for the death of it's sunny flower smile...

let's do jazz with slight riff of country and beats of radical hip hops and whispers of Enya.....
Or if all else fail go listen to Lynyrd Skynyrd.

If that fails on your play list the preacher men says its the end of time.

There's this saying about the female counterpart which is:
The quickest way to know a girl is to go shopping with her.
I highly doubt so and at the very same time can't help but agree just goes to show how fickle minded I 'am...

I wish I could find ways to understand more and go deep down to the core of your thinking center and figure out what has been going so wrong....A dream a wish list a vision..

On the other hand I can't help but to read and over read the writing's of Les Claypool on his
detachable penis and it's adventures....it just cracks me up as how he talks about the adventures that he encounters with his detachable penis of..

I woke up this morning
with a bad hangover
and my penis was missing again.
This happens all the time:
it's detachable.
This comes in handy a lot of the time:
I can leave it home
when I think it's going to get me in trouble,
or I can rent it out
when I don't need it.
But now and then I go to a party,
get drunk,
and the next morning I can't for the life of me
remember what I did with it.

First I looked around my apartment
and I couldn't find it
so I called up the place where the party was.
They hadn't seen it either.
I asked them to check the medicine cabinet
(because for some reason I leave it there sometimes)
but not this time.
So I told them if it pops up to let me know.
I called some other people from the party
but they were no help either.

I was starting to get desperate.
I really don't like being without my penis for too long.
It makes me feel like less of a man,
and I really hate having to sit down every time I take a leak.

After a few hours of searching the house
and calling everyone I could think of,
I was starting to get very depressed.
So I went to the Kiev and ate breakfast.
Then as I walked down Second Avenue
towards St. Mark's place where all those
people sell used books and other junk on the street,
I saw my penis lying on a blanket
next to a broken toaster oven.
Some guy was selling it.
I had to buy it off him,
He wanted 22 bucks,
but I talked him down to 17.
I took it home, washed it off, and put it back on.

I was happy again.
Complete.
People sometimes tell me I should get it permanently attached, but,
I don't know. Even though it's sometimes a pain in the ass,
I like having a detachable penis.

Talk about your penis having it's own wings....Which sums up to many years ago when first joined Lim Kok Wing and in the males toilet there was this drawing of a cock with wings and lim written as the base of it, simply signifies Lim Kok Wing (Lim Cock Wing)
talk about being super creative...I think it's a pure ass masterpiece of thinking totally out of the box

Mindless

face-face off-face on
all a lie to make up of a face
with the wind it comes and goes
the hands are open to erase my soul
a bitter and sad being nothing last
forever in nevermore
tears,laughter,worship,lust,love up in flames
away with the smoke,rain cleans up the air as the waves washes away
your footprints
fear of the dark,fear of the sun,fear of being being alone and old
nothing can help or stop that,it's a cycle where nevermore never happens.
die laughing,die being fat,die happy and horny,never die with a thousand blades running
through your heart.

The EXPANDABLES

sleepy dead ass bored tired or whatever not....

when in the office oh please do listen to The Expandables..

they so cool that they will make you look like a naughty angel....


PS: been super busy to write but will write more soon....

Art For The Arty

Ok here are some pieces of art by Jamie from Lost Prophets,
I was like wow....i'm liking his art work and he relates it to life and all....

the last one is really nice...minus the fact that its bush & osama fighting, i like how the two brands of shoes are involved in.....

will write more soon, been super hill billy being urban busy.....

sedated nights to the bar room fights as metropolis takes it toll

Do you know that prawns are the coolest thing in a aquarium compared to a fish...cause all the fish just do is swim around....very mundane whereas a prawn would be jumping from stone to coral...digging its way around...even in the wild also....and also they are very easy going mates...
the prawns all wish they were punkrockers with flower in they head...in 1969 they were all hippies prawns...some are still hippies prawn but because of their hippie lifestyles they were all caught by the evil fishermen and his wicked evil net...(which we all could relate to now to us like how we all get caught by bill gates(fishermen) and the internet(net) that gets us all in a lot of trouble....from many ways) Ok I'll stop with old man bullshit and move on to more fun stuff....

At the very moment i'm at the local coffee shop which is called hou you yeng....i call it bookies due to the fact that beer and gambling is 24-7 man and there's also good local food....and internet hence why i can blog and do my work online and what not...its like the local cheers...friendly and everyone knows everyone...even though sometimes i feel like a old fart hanging out here,but its not full of yuppies and young kids trying to show off that i can drink the most of talk the most amount of pure bullshit to show that they are the thing to be around....its too chilled here which is good. there's aircond and you can smoke in the aircond area....
toilets are kinda a slap on your bitch ass face so dont ask or dream for more...most times i would drive home to get my toilet time fix unless its a fast whip out the pecker and unload and whip the pecker back in to its lil warm nest....no lights on there unless when in the nude it sleeps awaiting the moment...my pecker my pride and joy....(rubbish i felt after writing down that line) but anyhow i'm keeping that in this entry....I feel that what we write are part of life part of what we feel...

In the past 3 weeks after working with the new company I have had the chance to meet a very wonderful man that goes with the name of A
D
M

he so full of life and pure kick ass shite that would pop a pecker of an 18 year right up back your fat mommas womb...to have hung out with and have a few pints was magical....
well he is the head editor for the company and writes most of the stuff that has been on printed media and much more....
he was the head writer for bbc asia back in the 70's and also chief of design for LB back inthe 80's...man he has much on his belt.....in a weird way he reminds me alot of my dad....wait he looks alot like my dad's father....which is my grandpa....but minus the that facts .....he has proven that age is just a number...its how you feel inside that rock your world and those around....
cheers buddy for all the long emails we now have on a daily basics.......

So step right up and get your ticket for the next story.....from the tales of tales without a tail...that has been cut off by the evil Dr evil....its a merry go around with out a round disc....only a sad lonely dics jockey spinning tales from the plastic cd burned from the internet which DIGITAL AVENGER is on a war for...bless his good will for the love of music.... Amen....

By the way which reminds me is i were able to rock it out on stage,i'll give the world something they have never seen before...all the eyes will be on me...LOL a self praised moment....
oh yeah the garden is doing really well at the moment..just what i have had in mind and i'm super proud of it....this is the garden at LOFT 57 btw.....just a few more touches of the midas green thumb and i'll be kicking it back till midas fingers gets itchy again...

Oh yeah just a simple note to myself from THEORY OF A DEAD MAN

A note by the door
Simply explains, It's all that remains
It's no wonder why I have not slept in days.
Dust on the floor
Piled up from the years, all those scars + souvenirs
Now that you're gone it's easy to see
But so hard to believe

By the way, you left without saying goodbye to me.
Now that you're gone away, all I can think about is
You and me, you and me

It's not like before, you've left nothing here.
It's all disappeared
It hurts me to see that we've been a lie.
Would it have hurt you to try?

By the way, you left without saying goodbye to me.
Now that you're gone away, all I can think about is
You and me, you and me

It's sad to say that this pain
Is killing me inside
But it's sad to say that this pain
Is keeping me alive
Twisting and turning it rips
Through my heart.
It's been tearing me apart

By the way, you left without
Saying goodbye to me.
Now that you're gone away,
All I can think about is
You and me, you and me
All I can think about is you and
Me, you and me
All I can think about is you and me, you and me

Just something thats been going on my mind... good or bad the future would tell....

Ok moving on from Mr Old man to DIGITAL AVENGER (my alter ego) and Mr Emo...

I have set fourth my mind to get my chest fully inked before x'mas....beens 3 years since it has last been touched, it needs to get done the pain has to be over with...

***sweet musical interlude***


to end this entry now my fellow prawns....

as for the musical interlude get a tune and add it on to that sweet musical interlude.