Plastic Disc and clean water

Lim Sau Wei has a day job cleaning septic tanks for Indahwater.
At night he sells pornographic DVDs in Petaling Street.

In his spare time he likes to pleasure himself watching the DVD's that he sells.
He does this before putting them up for sale as he likes it fresh.

He the man.

A clown, a Zombie such beauty

March-ing Pig

I like this pig... Fat free bacon it is if we make bacon.

A daily pic for the daily at heart

Makes a good bumper sticker y'all...

Dead & Loving it?

TWO OLD MEN FIGURE THEY ARE CLOSE TO THEIR LAST DAYS AND DECIDE TO HAVE
A LAST NIGHT ON THE TOWN.
AFTER A FEW DRINKS, THEY END UP AT THE LOCAL BROTHEL.

THE MADAM TAKES ONE LOOK AT THE TWO OLD GEEZERS AND WHISPERS TO HER
MANAGER, 'GO UP TO THE FIRST TWO BEDROOMS AND PUT AN INFLATED DOLL IN
EACH BED. THESE TWO ARE SO OLD AND DRUNK; I'M NOT WASTING TWO OF MY
GIRLS ON THEM. THEY WON'T KNOW THE DIFFERENCE.'

THE MANAGER DOES AS HE IS TOLD AND THE TWO OLD MEN GO UPSTAIRS AND TAKE
CARE OF THEIR BUSINESS.
AS THEY ARE WALKING HOME THE FIRST MAN SAYS, YOU KNOW, I THINK MY GIRL
WAS DEAD!'

'DEAD?' SAYS HIS FRIEND, 'WHY DO YOU SAY THAT?' 'WELL, SHE NEVER MOVED
OR MADE A SOUND ALL THE TIME I WAS LOVING HER..'



HIS FRIEND SAYS, 'COULD BE WORSE, I THINK MINE WAS A WITCH.'

'A WITCH??. . WHY WOULD YOU SAY THAT?' 'WELL, I WAS MAKING LOVE TO HER,
KISSING HER ON THE NECK, AND I GAVE HER A LITTLE BITE, THEN SHE FARTED
AND FLEW OUT THE WINDOW... TOOK MY TEETH WITH HER!'


Ps: Thanks Dad...loving it....

Zombie - The dead are among us

I was just going through all my posting since like 08 to 09 to 10 and it hit me that I was the most unhappy person and I was living lie... Yup it sounds stupid with me writing out false hopes and giving myself hope as I write. But hey now when I look back read back and being in a different set of shoes I see how stupid I was to stick on being unhappy. And early 2011 was just numb write ups, just being numb and mundane to what I was doing like a zombie, being dead among the living.
Saw the light at the end of the tunnel after that very long dark morbid abusive years.

This is the part when I chat around with other people and they always say that "hey when I read back it sounds so stupid when it was written some year back" Well looks like I'm about to say that hey yeah it does and at the same time it was part of what I was going through and it reminds me that I could have just left that black unhappy abusive void so many but I stuck on. I don't have a reason to why but I tried. Woke up one day and knew I had better things going on and made the move.

I do know I have a birthday post write up, but hey it was so good that I'm keeping it to myself...

BOO

Stuff i find amusing a bmx bike, skate shoes,boom box,the trees,a lady,a boat,the clouds,the open sea and a clown...

Colours

Rihanna = Red hair.
Nicki Minaj = Pink hair.
Lady Gaga = Yellow hair.
Katy Perry = Blue hair.

The Power Rangers are back!

I'm too lazy to write hence some pictures : PART III

Black,Red & White

I'm too lazy to write hence some pictures : PART II

A view in the morning

Morning View Part II

That's a role model

I'm too lazy to write hence some pictures

Dinner time

WAR

The above is a cool picture :)

Another Sentul Singh

5 Robots and an evil scientist playing a happy chord while the world moves in a jigsaw order.

Good answer for everyone, endless excuses is a vision of perfect grace.

To a close buddy of mine and brother who is going to meet the in laws this weekend, hey man get that 808 full cap on tilt it to the side and just smooth flow like a smooth criminal...Moon walk on certain areas and throw out that flow of words like it's woodstock 99.
The hawkman is coming down from Keramat to the in laws making them out laws then grandchildren for them in a later bit, hawk seeds ready to fly real hot...
That's for you playa... It's time you tie them guns down...

I do get a speech at the big day after a couple bottles of southern comfort for the comfort down south now...

The 5 Robots and the evil scientist are now ready for another adventure off somewhere, where I have no idea. Perhaps rock and roll will take you to the mountain.


Artist for the week on the play list is none other then Roderick David "Rod" Stewart better known as Rod Stewart. Too lazy to write up about him, but do be lazy like me and youtube him.

Or mp3skull.com could help if you're over in his songs.


Next write up would be : The celebration of the Birthday Suit Day.

Cherry Cola

You're my cherry cola
Cause I can be your daddy, be your rock n' rolla'
And you can be my sugar, be my cherry cola

Shout out to my cherry cola...

Outta the cage and see what I'm going to do
Scramble eggs, I got scrambled ammo

Now can I drive your daddy's lambo
I can make your mamma really proud to know me

:) Shout out to Yelawolf I'm going to see you live soon...

Questions

I about to write about stuff that I can't even answer, or it's just maybe me being me again with question and thinking too much. Like I once said I think I think too much.

Is there a word or right to say that I feel that blogging and writing out your feeling on the world wide web is a JINX? It's like every night before I sleep I feel like writing out so much and I keep telling myself get some sleep man and you don't have to write stuff out, you're no better then all those tweeter and every second up dater's on facebook telling everybody you're constant move and thoughts which at times I do it myself also.

Even in this old fashioned way of thinking and having respect for any soul out there I have to say that blogging out your happiness is a pure jinx or could it be just a death trap for the future and what things are meant to be?

Could I or you or him would have figured you out way before the year clocked out ?
Understand things that will happen and be able to face? Being sick in your stomach and being able to pull the knife out and push it right back in?

I have learned from the past and also tell myself that " FUCK THE PAST, THE FUTURE IS IN YOUR HANDS" and yes I have been doing really great and looking forward to it!!!

Point is which I have to say is it a real JINX or a curse to be pouring out your feelings on a blog and only to be back fired a month later or months later? Is that all worth it? It's a risk no doubt about it. Being chopped and screwed is not the best thing ever.

To my brother from a different mom this one is for you:

Would things have changed if I could have stayed?
Would you have loved me either way?
Dressed to the blues, day to day, with my collar up

Stay strong be strong you're just like heaven and time will heal and remember a year ago you told me "at the end of the darkness there's always a light" There's always a light at the end of a tunnel and hang in there cause after that light there's so much flowers and life that you will be so over powered with life. If it ever happens again another tunnel will end with much more to give and colours of life will fill you forever.

You may feel like it's 6 o'clock in the morning and you cannot sleep and thinking about tomorrow
and what's it got for you. In this life of mystery and pleasure's that you seek will always come back haunting you. But it's alright, that's ok even if it's for awhile it's alright. The dawn will break the darkness and you can finally see, and you have been down that road before same faces you will see. People in the need for love and everybody want's to break free. Tell me what's your poison and we could drink it together for you have done that before for me and that memory runs deep in my heart. A bottle of wine, ciggrates and whisky will be there for good times and bad times and the bond between us always also.

I feel the pain and I know how it is and I could say is everything will be wonderful and time will show you, It's an epic journey no doubt with many nights being shitfaced and not looking forward for tommorow but hey, Hello Tommorow and good bye to yesterday.

80's review

It's a few weeks more to me going a year older and I'm super hooked on Dinosaur Jr, a band formed in the early 80's which is kinda post punk with a dash of early hardcore/hard rock or better said in simple terms an American alternative rock band.

The guitarist and lead singer J Mascis is a hardcore follower,lover and user of a Fender Jazzmaster. A guitar I'm dying for the past couple of years.
The sound that guitar makes just makes me want to listen to every album over and over again, and the sound is so distinct that you will know it right away, to add on with his slow murky voice.

J Mascis's melodic guitar solos, was highly influential in the alternative rock movement of the 1990s. And I have to say that my idol's like Tom Morrelo grew up on those feed back moves that he uses on his style of playing.

For example try listening to their cover of 'just like heaven'
by the Cure. It's a total different outlook and style approach towards that already beautiful song and listen to the lead. It could have made Robert Smith smile.

Matter fact Dinosaur Jr was formed in 1984... It was a great year I have to say.

Tainted Love for Schweddy Balls

Happy New Year and remember that life is an adventure, take it with you....

Much has happened in the past 2 years for that I'll offer a virtual Schweddy Balls for the tasting
and to show hey life is great after all...

Fire works were crazy for NYE by the white sand beaches the sky was amazing and I was amazed... A sober X'mas and a sober NYE how great can that be. I can't stomach or buy that myself but hey I was there.

Kick in 2012 in style and love now my fairy tale maggots and rock & roll...

-Iangraphy-