Eraser of a tuner and a prune

I got the magic in me and i can feel it like a Walt Disney magical movie....

The right time for the little magic tinkle is yet to arrive and the magic in me just is just calm like the weather before a storm.

In a short period of time this magical dust shall fly over you and everyone else....it’s something not to be missed, it’s magical like i said........giggles of tinkle dust fill the sky above on a daily basic...

You will be a hot sexy action hero in a short time with the magical tinkle. Trust me dear fellow lovers of another kind of complication of love.

Has got you going crazy therefore does that make me crazy

Crazy events which happen for no reason for a reason are always life awakening and learning moments in life. Take a deep breath chill breath out, a little respect for those moments in life.

A chapter can be written and can be told in time but in the end it's how you make that journey for your chosen chapter.

What I'm trying to say here is always leave all options open and take a helicopter views to have an overall view before making a decision.

C.S.I

Saw this on a car as i think about my battery issue and a power point

C.S.I

Christ Saves Individuality. Then i knew why a nerdy lady comes out of the car and a nerdy son or young dude waves and honks the car at her....explains why they need the C.S.I bumper sticker...
the nerd level was way above anything else......


story of their life...

Read On

Four guys and a woman are stuck in an elevator.
While they are stuck, they strike up a conversation.

The first guy says, 'I'm a Y.U.P.P.I.E., you know...

"Young, Urban, Professional, Peaceful, Intelligent, Ecologist."

The second guy says, 'I'm a D.I.N.K.Y, you know...

"Double Income, No Kids Yet."

The third guy says, 'I'm a R.U.B., you know...

''Rich, Urban, Biker."

The fourth guy says, I am a D.I.L.D.O, you know...

"Double Income, Little Dog Owner."

They turn to the woman and ask her. ''What are you?''

She replies: "I'm a WIFE, you know...


And with that i came up with my own:

B.oy.f.r.i.e.n.d
Being Only Yours For Right Insane Envious Naughty Days

Or

S.o.n
Sucks On Natural

Cant think of much....running low on my battery mode.....thoughts are on power points...

www.smokingpaper.com

thank you so much smoking paper.com and also my quick thinking...i did a run through penguins bag and found smoking paper....since it was long and my machine could only do a certain size i trim it a bit and now i can smoke...next on the list is a power point that works....if that works out we got here a winning script of mishaps and stories from beyond...have to check my mail now......work needs to be done even on a saturday....

boo yah...for smoking paper.com

80's baby to a 20th century adult

one thing that i noticed and know for a fact is....at this time, this era one thing we all could not live with out is a power point and and something that needs to be charged in order to be used...at this very current moment i'm at ampang great eastern mall star bucks (fuck yeah sounding like a real blogger at a coffee shop just writing away)and the only that is getting me super worried is the fact that i have no more battery for my laptop and its going fast and minus the fact that i have run out of rollie sheets for my ciggies....sigh....what could be even worse is if the urge to shit
just comes upon me now....then i'm really screwed.....for real....

so yeah i have so much to write very in the mood and tons of ideas but i need a power point to make franky the asus a52j stay alive and also rollie sheets....

lets see how things go..if all else fails i have a thick business development book in my bag to read.....so lets see how it goes....unless i could befriend somebody here to watch over my stuff run a floor down get my stuff then re- locate else where....

awaits the right moment....be chilled now for the time being....

The 6th & 7th day of the week = 67 and now say it in chinese

Having loads of fun as i manage to get like a buttloads of DJ Am mix tapes and all in full versions......I'm very sure he is mixing up shit with angel turn tables up there in heaven with the big guy and the holy bunch...not to mention hot angels to dance for him....

well Dj Am roots grew well from his crazy town days and he did grow with his own signature sound....i should stop being a music professor and just enjoy the groove...

did not manage to work out get my sing along friday as i rejoice for the weekend...its like a mantra song for taking in the weekend or welcoming the weekend....and guys let not drink and drive......

Musica da besta selvagem

After 10 months of not listening to Hawthorne Heights I'm listening to them and yeah
it's good times with me and my headphones in the worlds best passive fire fighting company...

Ironic with music going super loud on my headphones in the office and loud as your fart at home i can think straight...see outside the box and even further....doing all this with a crack of a smile running through my lips...........

Being a passive person

Being stuck with my calculations and not knowing my next step...last resort get a piece of paper just draw or make a mess with any ink or a pencil.....look for a spot to get it up on and get a camera which in my case is crappy and you get yourself an art piece......

Flesh trade on a chinese table lying half naked and not able to move at all

Alright minus the fact that I love and like them chinese girls especially the chee cheong fun one's...and being able to adapt to a chinese massage would be a great advantage in the mating scene....

anyways back to the flesh trade, on tuesday night Mdm Lady "the cook" Dragon was in pain due to not enough of rest,bad sleeping habits,over exhausted body, old injuries and many more to add on to the list. Which resulted for a quick visit to the old chinese massage parlour. (bear in mind it was not a quickie and it was long and painful..read on)

So after work we agreed to meet up there in order for a massage.she wanted the full works whereas all i wanted was just a good ol chinese foot massage not the seductive one's that thrown all around where sex and titties are used to lure in their customers. I wanted something painful so that when i pee later it will just flow out bad chi chi or toxins and kinda clean up my system....

So we get there....the hokkien dialect starts understanding very little i kinda took note that it would be a cupping followed by a massage and that we had to wait as the aunty fan (the lady of the place) was going out to buy dinner..
我们必须让我们可以做按摩现在。给我们两人。订立肯定他是地狱的痛苦.. the hokkien talk continues as i just walk up...他一直淘气确保他必须忍受的痛苦，我的身体疼痛....我已经老了... yeah they still talking alright...

So we get in she just leaves me there and goes into the room. I wanted to smoke but NO said the lady....so i wait for about another 5 mins and this guy who looks like the assistant for the doctor dude who created frankstein comes up to me...asked me to get in the next room where they were like 12 or more chinese people, all talking in a different dialect i could so tell...i get my shirt off, lie down and pop pap pofft tum tum
Acupuncture time!!!!!!!
more the 12 needles on me...and i cant move....shite i was starting to panic...all of a sudden i'm starting to get cold feet....i cant feel my ass...what if they get me all lumped up and start to remove my organs...the amount of what IF'S that ran through my mind was insane...then the other dude comes up and says you must sleep....enjoy relax.....
yeah we 12 needles in your body...much more worse than a junkie....with the speed in the veins though....

so 45mins or so...i kept myself alert to my surroundings...the feeling was like i was a piece of meat on the flesh trade just lying there waiting to be bought in pieces...unable to move.....felt just like a goat/cow/chicken/fish or pig lying there...

so after having needles in me we moved on to the leg/foot massage which was so painful in which i could take at all...and its two days now and i'm still in pain, but in a good way kinda pain as i'm healing....so yeah one hour plus with a foot massage....too much cold water/bathing cold water/not enough of sleep/not eating on time/too much ice which i have to stop and get in control of my sleeping time in order to cure this....so for an hour i was in labour pain....then it was the cupping a good 15 mins but it felt hell of a pain for the 1st time...it being i had so much wind to be taken out......end result....i look spotted like a leopard tortoise....
so after the 2 hour pain i went through....i have to say its a first for everything especially the cupping and acupuncture which was really good.....dont see the effect of the acupuncture yet....
I’m still running on tompok mode due to the cupping....
Thank you so much for a day at the spa Chinese style dear mdm penguin enjoyed it alot....

I reckon head that way for a good body over haul instead of all this massage parlours popping up here and there with girls to lure you in....its just a pleasure massage not something that would benefit you after a massage....

I made my way away from the butcher’s table alive and kicking and two days later I’m writing this here....

Theoretical Coverage

vroom vroom vroom give me some room....
I'll be switching lanes like a switch blade you can catch up if you want...
I'll be switching this and that like a model who switches that many of clothes on one runaway down the highway.....

Digits figures solid volumes mixing ratio and much more are the only things on my mind....

If there's a phoenix flying by tell her to take me on that wild phoenix coaster ride...

Take two...with a ASUS A52J and coffee...

I have come across a book that I can't get my eyes or hands off it....

So un-true eh.....

well the book title is called " White Fluffy Clouds Found Inspiration Moving Forward"

I have been reading the online version as I have yet to hit a bookstore or actually find that copy in Malaysia....let's see how the search goes when I get time on my hands....

My life in the fire fighting (structure industry) has taken a whirlwind upside take and hard smack across my face....I will survive I keep telling myself that and also, I keep telling myself to toughen the F up princess.....lets see how that chapter unwinds in the months to come....

Apart from that my best old time friend Hazrie Bin Karim wishes to tweet but instead he is too shy to do so....I wonder why....anyways long live Hazrie.....we have been friends sincethe young virgin age of 8 years old....same school all those years and same class....

back to fighting flames with calculations and materials.....

speaking in the car by myself

we could be
the epitome of self sufficience.

what would you say, just think about it....tongues and ear and nose and lips and everything nice and pretty were made for the demon.....

Colours of an album

I've been going a WEEZER marathon for the last two weeks....
its been really a happy moment....its just hits the it right there.....

New Kids On The Block has a new album....d.loaded it very not the nice...actually...wasn't for jadakiss and the rest of the east side rappers the track would be super just super bad.....take note no west side rappers on the album, fact being the NKOTB's are from the east side....so it seems jersey boys if my memory serves me well....


2 Pints of booze and crawling on the floor...for the faint at heart.....

till later schott's be merrier then a toad.

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I'm going to play some heavy metal and fooking rock & roll now and try to find some peace of mind from the fire fighting business and find me some sleep cause I'm such a special guy and never giving up with the back drafts of fire fighting.

Pastry 101: Grapes and Mangos with Shrimps on the plate

Before I utter words and before I start to begin
kick me in my nose until my face bust if not it will be you on the floor with my fist up on your face and a diet coke in my other hand...
Cause my last name is EVER and my first name is GREATEST.

wedding bliss to start the month of a virgo and a buttload of work to start of the month of the libra....what more could a aquarius ask for in the star.

Which brings me to a question: If girls were made to love? Then when would we ever get married? Who will be that special that we would walk down the the long church stretch to the altar? Such a sexy,sexy pretty little thing all the girls and ladies that are out there....like a sailor would say it's a big big ocean out there with many fishes to catch with you love net. I on the other hand:Hopeless Romantic.

If arthur was here he would say "how la my life"

There's pro's & con's on what I just have said. To sum it up is easy as this, love the ladies and enjoy the fruits of the greatest creation and never get your heartbroken and be a hopeless romantic and it's either your made with that soul mate of just be a sucker for love.

Now I'm going to pick up my guitar and and play some bedroom tunes hoping to be as good as Hendrix.

Koi fishes doing back flips is a rare act to see, have you ever seen it???